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"Practical Jokes" |
| by Patch |
| from "The Impractical Joker" |
| After not falling for a lame practical joke set up by her friends, Patch declares that she is the master of pranks and cannot be tripped up. |
| I love playing practical jokes |
| Dreaming them up - planning them out |
| I love seeing innocent folks |
| Jump in surprise - stammer and shout |
| People fall for practical jokes |
| Gets them off guard - throws them off base |
| I love when an elaborate hoax |
| Gets them all scared and red in the face |
| It gives me such a tickle when someone bites a rubber pickle |
| And what else can compare to sneaking up on someone unaware? |
| I've pulled off some masterful strokes |
| And I have lots more I can do |
| Hey! Who swiped our burgers and Cokes? |
| If you can't guess, here is a clue |
| Who the likeliest culprate would be |
| That sneaky little sneaky little practical joker - me! |
"Think Again" |
| from "The Great Lemonade Stand Wars" |
| This song is sung as the girls compete with the boys with warring lemonade stands. |
| Teddy, Ace, and Lancer: |
| If you think that you can beat us, think again |
| If you think you can defeat us, think again |
| Just when you think you've got us licked |
| You'll find out that you've been tricked |
| If........future's you're predicting, think again |
| Starlight, Sweetheart, Melody, Bright Eyes, Patch, Clover, and Bon Bon |
| If you think that you can match us, think again |
| Though you try, you'll never catch us - think again |
| Just when you're sure you're out in front |
| We'll pull off some clever stunt |
| ..........................think again |
| Teddy, Ace, and Lancer: |
| Why not just admit you have no chance of winning |
| Starlight, Sweetheart, Melody, Bright Eyes, Patch, Clover, and Bon Bon |
| We're not scared a bit - we've had the edge from the beginning |
| Teddy, Ace, and Lancer: |
| Think you'll win cause you are leading, think again |
| Starlight, Sweetheart, Melody, Bright Eyes, Patch, Clover, and Bon Bon |
| Think that we'll wind up conceding, think again |
| Teddy, Ace, and Lancer: |
| If you take a backwards glance |
| You see you don't stand a chance |
| Starlight, Sweetheart, Melody, Bright Eyes, Patch, Clover, and Bon Bon |
| Look out now cause we're assending - think again! |
| Teddy, Ace, and Lancer: |
| Think again! |
| Starlight, Sweetheart, Melody, Bright Eyes, Patch, Clover, and Bon Bon |
| Think again! |
| Teddy, Ace, and Lancer: |
| Think again! |
| All: |
| Think again! |
"It's Harvest Time" |
| by Corny's family |
| from "Blue Ribbon Blues" |
| The song is sung while the fall harvest takes place. |
| It's harvest time - come along with me |
| It's harvest time - wait till you see |
| The combine machine - it does two jobs |
| It cuts sown the corn stalks and strips off the cobs |
| It's harvest time - we've got bushels of fun |
| It's harvest time - there's so much to get done |
| Doing the chores we have to do |
| But we're having fun spending harvest time with you |
| It's harevst time - come on, everyone, join in |
| It's harvest time - here's how we begin |
| We shovel the grain - we pack up the sacks |
| We pop it up for popcorn - we never relax |
| It's harvest time - so much to be done |
| It's harvest time and we're having fun |
| Doing the chores we have to do |
| We're all having fun spending harvest time... |
| We're all having fun spending harvest time... |
| I'm having fun spending harvest time with you |
"Play Cool" |
| from "Roll Around the Clock" |
| The girls makeover and coach Bright Eyes and the boys do the same for Lancer in hopes their new images will bring them together. |
| Teddy: |
| Want the girls at your feet? |
| Don't be friendly or sweet |
| Ace: |
| Lesson number one - listen to me, son |
| Here's the way it's done |
| Don't act shy and nervous like a foo-oo-ool |
| You have to play a part |
| Teddy and Ace: |
| Play cool! |
| Lancer: |
| Cool? |
| Teddy and Ace: |
| Cool |
| Bon Bon: |
| Want to catch the boy's eye? |
| Bake a chocolate cream pie |
| Patch: |
| Let him know you like riding on a bike |
| Going for a hike |
| Sachet down the halls when you're at schoo-oo-ool |
| Starlight: |
| You have to play it smart |
| Melody, Patch, Starlight, and Bon Bon: |
| Play cool! |
| Teddy and Ace: |
| When a girl is there, act like you don't care |
| Melody, Patch, Starlight, and Bon Bon: |
| Play it meek and coy |
| That's how the way to win the boy |
| Teddy and Ace: |
| Don't be left on the shelf |
| Learn to package yourself |
| Melody, Patch, Starlight, and Bon Bon: |
| It's a common fact - putting on an act |
| Helps you to attract |
| When in doubt, recall this golden ru-u-ule |
| You want to win his heart? |
| Teddy and Ace: |
| You want to win her heart? |
| Melody, Patch, Starlight, and Bon Bon/Teddy and Ace: |
| Play cool! |
| Bright Eyes/Lancer: |
| You're sure this is gonna work? |
"A Princess Must Look Beautiful" |
| from "Princess Problems" |
| The Little Ponies makeover Patch when she believes she is a princess, much to her dismay. |
| All: |
| A princess must look beautiful |
| Or else it must seem grand |
| So we'll use this bit of lace |
| Starlight: |
| And this tattered pillow case |
| And whatever else we find on hand |
| All: |
| A princess must look beautiful |
| And dress with style and flair |
| So we'll make a royal cape |
| Starlight: |
| By recycling that old drape |
| And some fringe from that old easy chair |
| All: |
| A princess must have diamonds |
| Strung from end to end |
| Melody: |
| But look, your mom has all these rhinestone |
| Trinkets she can lend |
| All: |
| A princess must look tailored |
| Trim as she can be |
| Bon Bon: |
| You don't want those jellybeans |
| Give 'em all to me |
| All: |
| We tried to make you beautiful |
| Some how by hook or crook |
| For, a princess must look beautiful...and surprise! |
| Patch: |
| That's how I look? |
"Lessons" |
| from "An Apple For Starlight" |
| Starlight tries to get the class to pay attention to their work when Miss Hackney appoints her the substitite teacher; unfortunately, they are behaving even worse than usual. |
| Starlight: |
| Lessons, lessons, pay attention to your lessons |
| Though they may be tireing |
| Knowledge is a precious thing |
| Sweetheart and Bright Eyes: |
| Not much glamour learning all the rules of grammer |
| Still the things we learn at school |
| May someday be a helpful tool |
| Starlight: |
| We should study history |
| It offeres lessons at almost every turn |
| Sweetheart and Bright Eyes: |
| Study well each episode |
| You'll thank your stars for the things you learn |
| Starlight: |
| Reading, writing, doesn't always seen exciting |
| Still next time you get depressed |
| When cramming for tomorrow's text |
| Sweetheart: |
| Stop delaying though you'd rather be out playing |
| Give your thoughts to study for a spell |
| All: |
| Someday it will come to pass |
| You'll use the things you learned in class |
| So learn your lessons well |
| Learn your lessons well |
"The Adventure" |
| by Patch |
| from "Up, Up, and Away" |
| During another boring day in class, Patch daydreams about the adventures she wishes could be part of her life. |
| I've had it with this boring out routine |
| My days are dull and so free of strife |
| I need a brief diversion |
| Like a jungleland excursion |
| Oh, where's the adventure in my life? |
| I'd like to commendere a submarine |
| Or hike up to the top of a soaring peak |
| Or be an aviator |
| Look - a live volcano crater! |
| Oh, where's the adventure that I seek? |
| Some thing so exciting sounds so inviting |
| I need to go out and get away |
| Maybe mountain trailing or parasailing |
| Or be a spy or a private eye |
| Or a pirate stowaway |
| Perhaps I'll travel in a time machine |
| Or steer a canoe over sarging streams |
| Who wants to study science when I could be battling giants? |
| Oh, where's the adventure? |
| I want more adventure! |
| I want more adventure than my dreams! |
"Today's My Wedding Day" |
| from "Sister of the Bride" |
| Meadowlark dreams about her wedding that's approaching in a matter of hours. |
| Meadowlark: |
| Excuse the silly smile upon my face |
| I can't help feeling things will go my way |
| My heart is lighter than a song |
| How could anything go wrong? |
| Today's my wedding day |
| I see the guests and flowers all in place |
| And then the wedding march will start to play |
| (Wedding guests): |
| She's gorgeous! Stunning! What a bride! |
| So's the groom who's at her side |
| Meadowlark: |
| I'm sure that's what they'll say |
| Today's my wedding day |
| Something's telling me every bird up in the tree |
| Will be singing out a song in perfect pitch |
| And deep inside I feel a thrill |
| That says the ceremony will proceed without a hitch |
| We'll exchange a ring and then embrace |
| I'll toss my little sister my bouquet |
| And we'll ask each guest to take a slice of perfect wedding cake |
| At least that's what I prey |
| Today's my wedding day |
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